Movie Tagline: It’s a strange world
Blue Velvet is David Lynch's surreal descent into the dark underbelly of small-town America. It is raw and voyeuristic, like something out of a nightmare. But that doesn't mean you can't have a beer and enjoy it. And depending on which end of the BDSM spectrum you fall on, this movie has some options for you: Do you like to be in control? Do you like to physically, mentally, sexually, emotionally, and/or spiritually torture other human beings? Do you like Roy Orbison? Then Pabst Blue Ribbon is the one for you. Drink it with some buddies as you go on a joyride through the psychosexual hellscape that is your hometown. Do you like to watch? Is it even better if the person doesn't know they are being watched? Do you ever get the feeling that you've gone too far? That you're in too deep to ever get out without being fundamentally changed as a person? Heineken it is. Are you a garbage person who doesn't deserve to make decisions for yourself? Are you filthy and disgusting, with nothing to offer the rest of society? Has someone ever put their disease in you? Then you don't get to drink anything. Now go get me a bourbon, and don't you fucking look at me!
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